Scott Mills and The Dartford bridge!

I was crawling through traffic on the way home today. I was listening to Scott Mills on Radio 1. He had the genius idea of sending his poor mate into the toilets to 're-score' the experience of people visiting the loo!
The first victim coped quite well with a cheery hello and enjoyed listening to some music as he 'spent a penny' it was the second victim that proved hilarious. He undid his belt and it was clear that his visit was going to be longer and more involved....
He was asked how he was before being treated to Disney's 'Let it go!' a totally appropriate ditty for the occasion I feel.
Put simply the whole experience was bonkers and I was laughing like a drain as I drove very very slowly towards the toll  booths.
If I had crashed the car I would have held Scott Mills responsible as it was hard to maintain control of my own faculties throughout this radio 'experiment'. Fortunately for me, Scott Mills and the driver in front of me I was able to (just about) hold it together. I don't suppose this is making a lot of sense as it is losing something in translation but take it from me it was very very funny indeed!

Some totally unrelated birds for your enjoyment!